wa. wala may klaro ni na sem oi.

• wala mi tarong na teacher sa electronics lec. unta ugma, naa na jud mi teacher
  
• wala pa jud mi kasugod sa among electronics lab
• terror among teacher sa histo.. eeek!
• it seems as though dili jud nako maabot ang philosophical level of thinking, no matter how hard i try.
  
• ihimo ba'g contest ang seatwork sa math!? binuang! different ang pace sa learning sa mga tao. kung dugay nako makuha ang answer, dat doesnt make it any less right if it really is right. tsk tsk.
  
• abi siguro sa among teacher sa signals na kabalo na mi about discrete time fourier transform ug z-transform. dili ko karelate sa iyang ginapang-ingon.
  

ehehe. just a few that i'm complaining about. XD
pero daghan pud ginathank for na kung ilista pa nako dili jud ni nako mahuman ang entry. haha!

Cosplay. I just found this on the net while looking for Yachiru pics. XD



Hehehe. Si Yachi gabit2x kay Kenpachi.

hihi. wala lang. post2x lang. XD
para sa mga stalkers nako. hahaha! atek lang. XP

=))


source: http://xkcd.com/301/

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible
to her brother in another part of the country.
Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady.


"Somebody has well said there are only two kinds of people in the
world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good
morning,Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and
say, "Good Lord, it's morning."


A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city
because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have
circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along
with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't
give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."


There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced
to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news
is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The
bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."


While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish
carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor,
because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed
sign...
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
(lol~)

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and
girls, what do we know about God?
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten
boy.
"Really? How do you! know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "


A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just
before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but
there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station.
Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend," said the young man, "sorry about the delay. It seems as
if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long
trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my
business."


People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the
center of attention.


A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I
know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what
the Bible means?"
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay, said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Instructions Before
Leaving Earth.'"


Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what
lesson was about.
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed.
Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked
him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about.
He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."


The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to,
ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were
expecting for repairs to the church building.
Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick
and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The
substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the
service," he said impatiently. "But you'll have to think of
something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and
Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as
much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can
pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled
Banner(national anthem of the United States of America)."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

____________________

hihi. XD

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever
a man soweth, that shall he also reap. "

Here are some men and women who mocked God:

JOHN LENNON:
Some years before during his interview with an
American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not
have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was
ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are
more famous than Him" (1966)".
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more
famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES:
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got
500 votes from his party, not even God would remove
him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he
got sick a day before being made President, then he
died.

CAZUZA:
During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst
smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into
the air and said: God, that's for you.

I can't even explain how he died.

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked
him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic
tone he said: "Not even God can sink it!"

The result: I think you all know what happened to
the Titanic.


MARILYN MONROE:
She was visited by Billy Graham during a
presentation of a show. He is a preacher and
Evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to
preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she
said: "I don't need your Jesus!"

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.


BON SCOTT:
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979
songs he sang:

"Don´t stop me, I´m going down all the way, wow the
highway to hell". On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found
dead, he had been choked by his vomit.


CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005
In Campinas , a group of friends, drunk, went to pick
up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car
and was so worried about the drunkenness of her
friends and she said to the daughter - holding her
hand, who was already seated in the car: "MY
DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU."

She responded: "ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE BOOT,
COZ INSIDE HERE IT'S ALREADY FULL."

Hours later, news came by that they had been
involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the
car could not be recognized what type of car it had
been, but surprisingly, the boot was intact.

The police said there was no way the boot could have
remained intact. To their surprise, inside the boot
was a crate of eggs, none was broken.

Many more important people have forgotten that there
is no other name that was given so much authority as
the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus
died and rose again, and he is still alive.

________________

Was browsing some old emails. XD

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"


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taken from jaggy. XD